This video speaks the most truth since K’Naan. 

It also sums up why I got out of Pokémon when I was a kid, before they even went beyond 150— now I’m just scared of the time I might lose if I buy either of the new ones.

I hope I can be this good a standup one day. I have funny things to say, but I don’t know how best to say them.

e.g. if the main joke in this bit had happened to me, and *I* was injured on the elliptical, I have no idea how I would make it as funny as Streeter does here.

ONE DAY…

streeter:

My second CH Live standup clip is up! Remember the first one from a year ago?  I must have really liked the way that first one came out because I’m wearing almost the exact same thing.

And hey, if you like me doing standup, become a fan on Facebook.  That’s where I post show info and clips and all that other stuff my ego demands I do.