Hi, my name is Kashif Pasta and I’m an 18 year old Muslim filmmaker and Student from Vancouver, Canada. More on who I am, what I do, and how we can work together can be found here. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-5394638-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Tumblr (3.0; @kashifpasta)http://www.kashifpasta.com/“i can see u as the next kathryn bigelow but u know the male version lol”<br/><br/> - <em><p>-What someone sent to me today.</p> <p>Hey, confidence boost! I love you, but that “lol” tests your credibility.</p></em>http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/437330888http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/437330888Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:00:00 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oCx33WIoHD4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oCx33WIoHD4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Meanest director ever? Maybe.</p> <p><a href="http://rubenfleischer.com/post/435575497/jason-kubrick-woliner-robhuebel-this-is">rubenfm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Jason “Kubrick” Woliner</p> <p><a href="http://robhuebel.com/post/435490577/this-is-real">robhuebel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is real.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/437206607http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/437206607Tue, 09 Mar 2010 10:30:00 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyz8upQbZf1qz5eb1o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.money-cash-hos.com/post/435276839/madeupmemories-in-which-justin-bieber-realizes">davidcho</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://madeupmemories.tumblr.com/post/435061600/in-which-justin-bieber-realizes-his-power">madeupmemories</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>In which Justin Bieber realizes his power.</p> </blockquote> <p>Powers used for evil and not good.</p> </blockquote>http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/436325483http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/436325483Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:16:36 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.kashifpasta.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/431652356/tumblr_kywak8E4TT1qzpdwt&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Say what you will, but Raffi’s still got it.</p> <p>“Tomorrow’s Children”, from <a href="http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/raffi/from/evor">Resisto Dancing</a></p>http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/431652356http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/431652356Sat, 06 Mar 2010 20:45:44 -0800raffiresistodancingmusichiphopehip hopehoptomorrow'schildrenliveamazing<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1929392&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1929392&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1929392&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="300" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I hope I can be this good a standup one day. I have funny things to say, but I don’t know how best to say them.</p> <p>e.g. if the main joke in this bit had happened to me, and *I* was injured on the elliptical, I have no idea how I would make it as funny as Streeter does here.</p> <p>ONE DAY…</p> <p><a href="http://streeter.tumblr.com/post/428838286/my-second-ch-live-standup-clip-is-up-remember-the">streeter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My second CH Live standup clip is up! Remember <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917375">the first one</a> from a year ago?  I must have really liked the way that first one came out because I’m wearing almost the exact same thing.</p> <p>And hey, if you like me doing standup, <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Streeter-Seidell/35184588862?ref=nf">become a fan on Facebook</a>.  That’s where I post show info and clips and all that other stuff my ego demands I do.</p> </blockquote>http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/430818824http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/430818824Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:35:17 -0800streeterseidellstandupstandupcomedyworkoutweightlossinjurychlivecollegehumourcollegehumourhumorcollegehumor“It is greater dawah when Muslims don’t have a particular Muslim theme.”<br/><br/> - <em>Imam Zaid Shakir on film in Islam, making me feel good by confirming what I believe in. Ace. (via <a href="http://muslimouttakes.wordpress.com/2010/01/30/movies-music-and-the-muslim-film-maker-part-2-an-interview-with-imam-zaid-shakir/">Muslim Outtakes</a>)</em>http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/426985842http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/426985842Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:00:00 -0800ImamZaidShakirJawadMahmoodMuslimFilmIslam<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nOjtyxnsAxY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nOjtyxnsAxY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kaymoney.tumblr.com/post/426738709">kaymoney</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>yo so we was at robson square a week before canada won gold and we were so lucky we ran into SIDNEY CROSBY # 87! He was so humble and he didnt know that he was going to win gold yet!</p> </blockquote>http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/426741270http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/426741270Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:30:44 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pjJDJrGDQ8o&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pjJDJrGDQ8o&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>After KayMoney’s improvised foray into non-alcoholic drinkmaking surprised me, there was no choice but to get Ben to try it out as well. He liked it.</p>http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/423412951http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/423412951Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:57:37 -0800nonalcoholictootsiepopsodadrinkcherrynesquickmonsterbluevancouvervan2010<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyoirkhwO41qb0xa3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://heyvancouver.tumblr.com/">heyvancouver</a>)</p>http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/423369459http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/423369459Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:34:37 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yD5cUZxv5EY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yD5cUZxv5EY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>K$ advises going non-alcoholic in your olympic celebrations.</p> <p><a href="http://kaymoney.tumblr.com/post/419299764">kaymoney</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>GOLD MEDAL CHAMPIONS. THE DRINK OF A CHAMPIONS.</p> </blockquote>http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/421434248http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/421434248Mon, 01 Mar 2010 21:20:14 -0800K$Kaymoneyprotiphiphopcomedytootsiepopdrinksodanonalcoholichalalbeveragescanadahockeygoldcelebrationcelebrateolympicolympics<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/S-rPadI_enA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/S-rPadI_enA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a>My friend Shyam Valera</a> and I acted together for the first time. Here is a scene from that thing.</p> <p><br/>I stress that this is rough, that the music is temporary, and the colour is not final. But hopefully it can convey the tone of the film which I’ll upload if it ends up being any good.</p> <p><br/>Clip set up: Shyam and I are mutually ‘jinxed’, which I take far too seriously. He cares more about the fact that we have to SING in a talent show that day, a fact that I have only just realized now</p>http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/410828271http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/410828271Thu, 25 Feb 2010 00:29:46 -0800jinxteasernathanjohnsonbrothersbloomgreciandocks<p>So I’ve recently been posting about a video per day, but have just realized that I’ve missed updating THIS site with those videos. Here they are!</p> <p>1. <b>Vlog Six | On the Set of “Jinx” (Part Three) </b></p> <p> <object height="340" width="560"> <param value="http://www.youtube.com/v/61kypRf8_Us&hl=en_US&fs=1&" name="movie"> <param value="true" name="allowFullScreen"> <param value="always" name="allowscriptaccess"> <embed height="340" width="560" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/61kypRf8_Us&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></embed></object> More from the shooting of our new short.</p> <p>We couldn’t sing at him, and we couldn’t ignore the ridiculousness. The internet was our only way to call out the grade 11 kid acting *way* too cool.</p> <p><span> </span></p> <p>2. <b>Vlog Seven | On the Set of “Jinx” (Part Four)</b></p> <p> <object height="340" width="560"> <param value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gzLOW1j-Usc&hl=en_US&fs=1&" name="movie"> <param value="true" name="allowFullScreen"> <param value="always" name="allowscriptaccess"> <embed height="340" width="560" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gzLOW1j-Usc&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></embed></object> </p> <p><span><span>We’re done Day One of filming. Just lettin’ loose.</span><span><br/></span></span></p> <p>3. <b>Vlog Eight | On the Set of “Jinx” (Part Five)</b></p> <p> <object height="340" width="560"> <param value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CufjUiW8RRI&hl=en_US&fs=1&" name="movie"> <param value="true" name="allowFullScreen"> <param value="always" name="allowscriptaccess"> <embed height="340" width="560" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CufjUiW8RRI&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></embed></object> </p> <p><span>Our second and final day of filming. We find an AV cart and things get crazy professional. But crazy first.</span></p> <p>4. <b>Vlog Nine | Vancouver 2010</b></p> <p> <object height="340" width="560"> <param value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3z8fE66MvT8&hl=en_US&fs=1&" name="movie"> <param value="true" name="allowFullScreen"> <param value="always" name="allowscriptaccess"> <embed height="340" width="560" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3z8fE66MvT8&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></embed></object> </p> <p><b><span><span class="description">The opening ceremonies of the Olympics? More like the opening ceremonies of the future. </span> </span></b></p>http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/409603446http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/409603446Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:47:00 -0800vlogvlogsvideoblogsmuslimfilmmakerfilmmakersonsetcomedysurreyvancouverbcCanadaolympicsvancouver2010cauldrontorchflame<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y6hz_s2XIAU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y6hz_s2XIAU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://khanb.tumblr.com/">khanb</a>)</p>http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/409558833http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/409558833Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:17:33 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gzLOW1j-Usc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gzLOW1j-Usc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>We finished the first day of filming Jinx. And it got ‘hectic’.</p>http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/402046539http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/402046539Sat, 20 Feb 2010 21:54:03 -0800vlogvideoblogjinxseven7<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9357984&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9357984&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9357984&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>A. Mazing.</p> <p><a href="http://saadmalik.tumblr.com/post/399641585/the-t-shirt-war">saadmalik</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The T-Shirt War</p> </blockquote>http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/399841538http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/399841538Fri, 19 Feb 2010 20:21:37 -0800tshirtwarrhettlink<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/61kypRf8_Us&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/61kypRf8_Us&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>More from the shooting of our new short.</p> <p><span>We couldn’t sing at him, and we couldn’t ignore the ridiculousness. The internet was our only way to call out the grade 11 kid acting *way* too cool.</span></p> <span><br/></span>http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/399804698http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/399804698Fri, 19 Feb 2010 20:00:00 -0800vlogvideoblog6sixjinxonsetbehindthe<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky2qiaUXHD1qzpdwto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Plus system access fees.</p>http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/398039348http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/398039348Thu, 18 Feb 2010 21:42:10 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Xmrmiz2xEl4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Xmrmiz2xEl4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>More video from the set of Jinx!</p> <p>In retrospect, they had to pack a lot of things and people into that beemer. But we were wasting gasoline.</p>http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/397624231http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/397624231Thu, 18 Feb 2010 18:00:00 -0800jinxvlogbtsonsetbehindthescenesetfkashifpastamannanahmedthesoundcratesurreyjack<a href="http://mkpmedia.blip.tv">mkpmedia is now on blip.tv</a>: <p><a href="http://mkpmedia.tumblr.com/post/397338734/mkpmedia-is-now-on-blip-tv">mkpmedia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>and what a good looking page it is…</p> </blockquote>http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/397342377http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/397342377Thu, 18 Feb 2010 15:21:32 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7K0ug3Mt2ps&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7K0ug3Mt2ps&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>If you don’t like reading words, you’ll love this description:</p> <p>Started shooting a new short today. Here is some extra footage.</p>http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/396169711http://www.kashifpasta.com/post/396169711Wed, 17 Feb 2010 22:37:00 -0800vlogvideoblogfivejinxnewshortfilmmkpmedia